You did. We all know you did.
Anyway, I have (also) heard all about the missing plane. Here are some things we can agree on, for sure:
- there was a plane
- it's gone
- we don't know where it is
- it's weird
- no other things; see below
Case in point--I spent my lunch break today on The Today Show Facebook page, just loading and reading more and more comments posted on their article about the missing plane. And now, I share with you, the gems.
"You want to know why I'm posting? BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN EVERY ARTICLE ON THIS TOPIC. There, that's why."
Second...this is a pretty detailed, strangely personal theory that you've bought into (read: created in your mind, alone). And third, really?? This is what you "hope" happened? I think I speak for most of us when I say that we "hope" everyone is alive and well somewhere, laughing about all of this, just relaxing for a while before showing back up on the radar. That's what I "hope," Karla.
I mean, you guys, why didn't they call home when the plane was hijacked? I'm pretty sure that the whole "cell phones don't work at 30,000 feet" thing is null when it's an emergency.
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Wait--you didn't actually give it to us. Bring it back up, bring it back up!
And finally...I couldn't bring myself to screenshot the DOZENS of comments just like this one, but let's all hope that no one is saying things like this to the families wondering where the hell their brother ended up.