Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Studio living is a total dream

To all of you who warned me how much I would hate living in a studio: suck it, Trebek.  You were all wrong.

  
I feel like I need to preface this post with two things:
a--I've been gone for a long time.  It's not because I haven't had anything to say...it's just because I ran out of time for DAYS.  Like, dozens of days.  I'll catch up soon.
b--I just had my first 100 Grand candy bar today.  Why didn't anyone tell me these things were out there????????????? They're like sugary paradise in my mouth.

Ok, back to studio life. 
I moved into a studio not too long ago, and guys...I think I'm going to have a hard time living in anywhere but a studio ever again.  Here's why:

1--When you watch a movie in your studio, you're watching a movie IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE.

I can't tell you how excited I was when AT&T introduced "whole home" DVR.  Finally, when I was watching Law and Order: SVU in the living room, I could pause it and pick it up again in my bedroom!  I publicly lauded those amazing future thinkers over at AT&T! Little did I know, studio livers have been living this dream for YEARS, and I, like an asshole, had no idea. 

Oops someone just told me I had melted chocolate on my face, and likely have since my 2 p.m. date with the 100 Grand.  I've moved from true love to kind-of-like.

Anyway, now that I'm a studioite, I can turn on the SVU while I'm sitting on my couch, and then be like "I'd LOVE a snack right now!", walk to the kitchen, coat/bread/fry up some mozzarella (what?!), plate that melty wonder, and STILL BE WATCHING SVU.  And then I can polish off my night cheese, think "Ughhh bed...so much cheese...", hop into bed and snuggle up under the covers...and SVU is still freaking rolling.  No pauses.   I could even take an open-door potty break and leave that sucker going, because I can hear every word Elliot and Liv say.  They're mere yards away. 

2--It's totally possible to clean YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE often.  Like...really often.

There's somethings so so so fulfilling about that Saturday where you cleaned your kitchen from floor to ceiling, right?  I live for those moments of "nailed it." It's not often, in my world, that I have a task that's able to be started AND completed on the same day, so a little kitchen overhaul is good for the soul.

Now imagine that feeling, but WITH YOUR WHOLE HOUSE.  I'm living it, my friends.  I have cleaned my entire home, floor to ceiling (very literally--dry and wet Swiffered the floors and painted a chipped patch on the ceiling), four times in the last four weeks.  Why?  Because I can, because it takes less than an hour, because my home is 1.75 rooms.  Then I have the rest of the day to high five myself over and over and over again. 

3--You HAVE to put everything away when you're done using it.

I've never been an especially messy person, but I can't claim Queen of TidyTown either. 

Side note--what a terrible title.  I'd rather be a commoner forever than a Queen in TidyTown.  All I can think of right now is a toilet brush shaped scepter.

So yeah, when I was a "I have a separate bedroom" person, I was known to let things pile up...namely, clothes.  Usually, on the back of my chair, you'd find Friday's outfit on top, and the week's clothes in descending order underneath.  Clothes Mountain (on the far, far outskirts of TidyTown) was a routine issue in my world, and usually was only resolved when my chair was so back-heavy that it wouldn't stand upright anymore.

Guess what?  You can't do that shiz in a studio.  There's no bedroom door to pull shut when you're over it, or when unexpected guests arrive.  Clothes Mountain on the chair in studio means your entire home is a mess.  And the not-especially-messy like myself can't handle that, which drives us to put stuff away immediately. 

"Yeah, my mom always said that it was easier to put things away right away."

You know what the real pisser is?  All of our moms were totally right.  It's so much easier to put stuff away as you finish using it than it is to just toss it and deal later. 

But I'll never tell my mom that.

4--Need _____________?  Sure, let me grab it!  It's 1.5 seconds from where I am right now.

EVERYTHING IS 1.5 SECONDS AWAY FROM ME ALL THE TIME. 

"Oh, I would hate that though...I need open space!" 

First of all, see above--clutter can't happen here.  There are open spaces for hours.  I have more open space in the #studie than in my former two bedroom house.  Second, see below.  It's not packed...it's adorably staged.

Just read this whole entry before saying shiz like that, ok?  You're really starting to piss me off.

5--Creative storage is really adorable.

My life has been a series of shelves that I want to stage with photos and books and knickknacks with no purpose.  Guess what, bitches?  A studio is ALSO a series of shelves that are begging to be staged with photos and books and knickknacks with no purpose.  But now I also get to stage pots and pans on adorable wall hangers, pretty bottles of product on the bathroom shelves, and chones/belts/nail polish/ohdontforgettheiron on closet shelves.  It's paradise.

In summation: if you're exactly like me, a--let's be friends!  Why haven't you connected with me?!, and b--you should move into a studio.  You're gonna love it.  Seriously. 

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

"I almost saved a girl who was mugged abroad" OR "I wasted another spammer's time"

YUHGUYS...it's so, so, so wonderfully special when a spammer takes your reply to their spam seriously. 

I feel like I need to add the caveat that I really don't waste too much time on this.  Like...I reply to a few spam emails a year, but really, only one in ten take me seriously...and most of them don't usually let it go this far.

But when they do...what a TREAT.  I have laughed about this for days.

Anyway, without further ado:

"I almost saved a girl who was mugged abroad" OR "I wasted another spammer's time"


On Wed, Jul 30, 2014 at 10:40 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@yahoo.com> wrote:

 I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in LUGANSK, UKRAINE for a program. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had. 

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of US$2,850 or whatever you can afford to spare me from you. this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of help.



Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From: Shannon
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 15:03:03 -0700
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com



Hi Victornia!

I can't believe this!

How can I help??

Shannon

 On Thurs, Jul 31, 2014 at 15:50 , Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@yahoo.com> wrote:

Thanks for getting back to me , The only way you can help me out of this mess is to loan me the cash..   So please let me know how much you can afford at the moment, I am still assuring you that i will refund your money back to you once am home hopefully tomorrow.... You can wire the money to me through western union or money-gram and here is the information needed at western union or walmart to transfer the money and you can aswell transfer it at walmart store vis moneygram:

I need you to have the money transfer to me via western union or moneygram all you need is the Name on my passport and location below..This ways its easier and faster for me to cash the money here in (UKRAINE)"

Reciever Name: Victorina Jeffers
ADDRESS-124, SOVETSKAYA STREET , LUGANSK, UKRAINE
STATE--LUGANSK
COUNTRY --UKRAINE

Once you are done with the transfer kindly get back to me with the western union Money Transfer Confirmation Number (MTCN) or the scan receipt to pick up the money,
I owe you alot...
I am in a local library right now crying for help , please let me know if you are still willing to help me out of this mess..Am so scared now and i can't trust this people please Help me out of here am counting on you help?




Victorina Jeffers

President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 
From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 09:36:43 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com

Hi Victorina...

Omg I can't believe this is happening to you.  Where are you sleeping?  Do you have any food?  Do you know who robbed you?

I am a little worried about wiring money...I have never done it before.  Please promise me that it is safe.  I have $3000 or so...will that help get you home?  I can ask my mom too.

Shannon


On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
Yes Shannon Walmart is the fastest and safest means of getting the money to me now Below are my info's needed at walmart Moneygram: 
Receiver's Name : Victorina Jeffers 
ADDRESS-124, SOVETSKAYA STREET , LUGANSK, UKRAINE
STATE--LUGANSK
COUNTRY --UKRAINE

 Let me know when you have it done and keep me posted with the transfer details including the 8 digits REFERENCE# confirmation number code... You will be Given a 8 digits confirmation code which is #REFERENCE and that is what you will send to me here and the amount sent.... and you dont need to go to the bank you can go to a nearest STORE or WALMART to wire the money that would be easy.... and you can aswell do it now. Please yes $3,000 will be okay and im financially stranded here i dont have food because i have no money to buy it so that is why i sent you this message to you to loan me some money so that i can get my sorry ass back home and i promise to refund all your money back when i get back home plus the transfer charges....i am sleeping in a local library here in LUGANSK and im  very uncomfortable here and i dont know those who robbed me because they are on mask so please let me know if you will be sending me the money today?

Many Thanks


Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:19:28 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Hi Victorina-

Omg I am so worried for you!  I am so glad you are at the library though...I hope they are giving you food.

I just realized my uncle has a friend who is in Ukraine...can you believe it?  I have already asked him if he will give you the money in person so it is extra safe, and I will pay him back with a money order.  I use money orders often so I know they are safe.

Where can I tell him to meet you?  I will send you a photo so you know it's him and not someone who wants to rob you.

Shannon



On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:24 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
Shannon that wont be necessary because i dont want to go out of here until i have the money to fly back home and please do send the money to me via money order then if that is the best situation ok let me know if you will be doing that? im scared of the people here ok just let me know if you will be helping me out or not?

Many Thanks


Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From: Shannon  
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:28:16 -0700
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com

I totoally want to help you out Victorina!!  I just think it will be much safer to have my uncle's friend meet you in the library because then you won't have to leave where you feel safe.  If I wired the money you would have to go pick it up and I know there are many bad men outside of Western Union because they KNOW you have money!

Please let me know where you are!!


 On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:31 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
No nobody can trace me because i have left the environment where i was robbed and im in a local library where nobody knows who i am okay? so i need you to send me the money to start processing my return flight back home okay? im safe here...

Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From:Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:32:40 -0700
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Ok great...just tell me where you are and I will have money to you today!  We have to get you back to Chico!



On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:38 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
Ok im in a library in Lugansk at the moment...

Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From:Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:40:55 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Oh thank god.  Is this the address:
Red Square, 7
Luhansk
91055 Luhansk Oblast
Ukraine


On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:48 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:

No here is the address 91034, Ukraine, Lugansk, Vatutina Sq. 15A

Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 




From: Shannon
Date: Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:52 AM
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com>


Ok, I will tell him to go there with cash.  I already know what you look like so I will be sure he finds you.  So you can feel safe, please look for this man:
He is a little older now, so he might look a little older.  His name is Gerry.  He will be carrying a backpack (green).
Please email me when you see him--he will be there in one hour.



 On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 11:54 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
Hello please stop it if you are kidding with me ok just let me know if you will be sending me the  money i dont want to see anybody and if you cant send me the money here its okay i will find another way out im not looking for any man ok.....Tired of your cunning.

Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 



From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:56:58 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


What's cunning?  Victorina I would never kid you about this.  I already told you that making you walk to the place to pick up money from my wire is unsafe.  This is why I asked you where you were.  Gerry has cash ready to give you.  He will be leaving his house very soon.  This will help you get home!  I have already told him what you look like.  He is safe, I promise.  Wiring money is not safe...I don't even have a WALMART here.  Please do what is best for you!



 On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 12:00 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 

No just tell gerry to stop because i dont want to see him and if you cant help me with sending the money its okay...let him stay in his house ok bye for now.

Victorina Jeffers
President of Alpha Gamma Delta
Delta Iota Chapter, California State University Chico 




From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 12:09:04 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com



Victorina I don't want you to be mad.  I am trying to help and you know I would do anything to help you.  I just thought it was the easiest way.  Please tell me how you plan to be safe picking up cash at the western union so I will feel better.




On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 3:53 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
i will be safe okay just send the money



From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 16:24:12 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com




Victorina...you have known me for 10 years!  You know I worry!  just tell me that you're going to have some protection or something.  Like, do you have a weapon?  Or maybe a disguise you could wear so no one knows you're getting money?

I still have the $3000...AS SOON as I am sure you will not get robbed again I will send it.

 On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 4:47 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
I will definitely be okay when i get the money i dont have any weapon but i will pretend as if nothing is going on and im in a area where nobody know me so i cant get robbed again ok? Please do send the money now




From:Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 17:04:16 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina...I asked my coworker where I could go to wire money and she asked why, and I told her about you and she said this was not real.  Are you being honest?  I am now concerned that this is not a real problem.  Please help me to believe you and not my friend at work!  I want to help but only if it's for real!



On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 5:15 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
OMG, what a million question are you kidding me??? If i'wasn't the one i won't have ask you to wire the money to my name as we both know that i will have to show my Passport ID to pick up the cash here....and i believe your best will bring me out of this mess.let me know once you have the money wired and get back to me with the money transfer control number(MTCN).



From:Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 17:47:19 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


You are right...I am just nervous because I have never wired money before.  Just confirm that you are the real Victorina by saying my favorite color.  I know you know!  I will head to Walmart right now!



On Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 6:05 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Omg what is all this questions about? im very nervouus right now and very frustrated shannon why are you asking me questions before helping me out? well your fav colour is BLUE



From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 18:16:22 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


I knew it was you!  You are right.  I have always loved blue, because it is the color of my favorite slurpee--blue raspberry.

I will go to the store right now and get you the money you need.



On Aug 1, 2014, at 7:01 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Hello are you done with the transfer?



From Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 19:03:33 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


No I am still driving to the store.  In case you forgot I live really far from the store.

Sent from my iPhone



On Aug 1, 2014, at 7:09 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Kindly locate a walmart and do it there that would be easier and faster do moneygram...




From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 19:17:15 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Vicrtorina I know you are scared but you don't need to be rude.  You have been to my house...the closest walmart is three hours.  I am not going there.

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 1, 2014, at 7:26 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Ok im sorry being rude then just let me know when you are done with the transfer...



From: Shannon
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2014 19:56:31 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina I have some bad news.
 The site is closed.  And I can't drive the three hours to the walmart because I have to pick up the kids at the pool.  They have been there all day.  What should I do?  I don't want you to wait for this until tomorrow.  Should I call your grandma to give you the money?

Sent from my iPhone 


Fri, Aug 1, 2014 at 8:48 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
send it first thing tomorrow then

On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:33 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Hello Shannon are you done with the transfer? Please kindly let me know ASAP ok...

From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 09:53:33 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


I am trying to head out but one of the kids is not feeling well...too much pizza I think. I will leave the house as soon as possible!  I hope you are still safe in the library!!

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 10:38 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Yes im still safe here and im really looking upto you please go and do it now i really need it now dont let it be tomorrow again please....



From:Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 10:56:53 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Ok good i am glad you're still safe!  How are you getting food?  Once the kids are with the babysitter I will go.  I told te babysitter that it was an emergency so she will hurry after she finishes her class.

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 11:04 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
I am expecting you to do it soon and im surviving a little bit with food here from a good samaritan...


From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 11:25:22 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Yeah I am hoping to get out of here really soon!  CPR classes are almost done for the babysitter.  So glad you're eating--I hope you're getting some fresh vegetables--they're so important for your insulin deficiency.



Sent from my iPhone 

On Aug 2, 2014, at 3:32 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Hello can i know what is going on?


From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 15:37:56 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Hello!  I am at the store now!  They said you did not give me enough information to wore the money.  Please give me all the information!

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 3:45 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
This are the information needed at the store now ;

Reciever Name: Victorina Jeffers
ADDRESS-124, SOVETSKAYA STREET , LUGANSK, UKRAINE
STATE--LUGANSK
COUNTRY --UKRAINE



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 15:54:55 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com 


They said i need your ABA number.  Please provide so we can make this work!

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 4:30 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
What ABA? Shannon why are you wasting my time and playing with me when you know you wont help me huh?



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 16:52:48 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina...I drove an hour, and got a babysitter for my kids and have been standing here for almost an hour waiting for YOU.  The store clerk said she can't wire money without your ABA number.  Just give me your number so I can send you the $3000.  I can't wait much longer!!!!  

Sent from my iPhone 




On Aug 2, 2014, at 4:55 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote
There is nothing like ABA number okay? just tell me the truth and stop forming lies ok if you want to send money through western u ion they will only demand for the information i gave to you and nothing else ok....



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 17:16:17 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina--please see attached.  Even google days you have to have an ABA number to route money from the bank.  I have been sitting in te bank for an hour!!!! Give me your ABA number right now so I can route you the $3000.  Do you want my money or not?! 





On Aug 2, 2014, at 5:20 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
OMG shannon you are mistaken i dont want you to do a bank transfer because i cant access my bank account here and that is why i told you to wire the money through WESTERN UNION that would be easy and faster ok not a bank transfer tell the clerk that you want to do western union transfer ok....



From:Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 17:29:27 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Forget it Victorina.  If you don't want my money I am just going home.  Good luck in the library.  I tried to help you but you don't want my help.

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 5:30 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
I NEED YOUR HELP SHANNON BUT I DONT HAVE THE NUMBER YOU ARE REQUESTING FOR OKAY...TRY AND UNDERSTAND ME NOW PLEASE.....DO WESTERN UNION PLEASE



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 18:36:54 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina this is all very frustrating.  The woman at the store assured me that you needed an ABA number.  I am very upset!  I found a western union and they took the money and said it would go to you.  Here is the number: it is 322079719.  This cost me an additional $300 in fees which I will be asking your grandma for!!

Sent from my iPhone 


On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:40 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 
Shannon please kindly recheck the number it should be 10 Digits not 9 ok and i will definitely return your money back plus the transfer charges as soon as i get back home ok...
On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:46 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com
> wrote:
Hello please kindly recheck and get back to me with the tracking number #MTCN



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 18:50:38 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


The number they gave me is 3220797199.  Is this not right??

Sent from my iPhone 




On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:54 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
Can you please send me the transfer receipt so that i can go to the bank to cash the money now?

 On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:55 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.comt; wrote:

 Let me have the receipt of the transfer ASAP



From:Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 18:57:59 -0700
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


I don't have anything expect that number!!  You said all I needed was the number!!  Where is my money???

Sent from my iPhone 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 6:59 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
are you kidding me or what? how can you send money without having the receipt...im not dumb



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 19:01:54 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Omg...is my money gone??  They asked me if I needed a receipt and I said I only needed the confirmation number because that's what you told me!!  Why wouldn't you tell me I needed a receipt also??  The money is already gone from my bank account...I checked!!

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On Aug 2, 2014, at 7:04 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
stop lieing ok you dont send any money konidafun iya baba e oloriburuku u just wasted my time.....



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 19:05:29 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina...these words are not English!!  Did someone give you drugs??  Please use the number I have you to get the money!!  I do not want to go back to the store to get a receipt...I already left.

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On Aug 2, 2014, at 7:09 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
I cant use this wrong numbers to get the money ok you didnt send any money ok and how much do you send?



From:Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 19:11:29 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


How do you know it's the wrong number?  Have you left the library?  My account had 3300 taken...3000 for you and 300 in processing fees!!!

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On Aug 2, 2014, at 7:15 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
I tried so hard with the WU outlet for the pick up of the money and the agent told me the MONEY WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR PICK UP BY THE RECEIVER . Could you please get back to where you wired the money and confirm the #MTCN number (3220797199) seems there's a slight mis typo with the confirmation number or you inform them why the money was not available for pick up by the receiver yet...Email me the WU Scan receipt ASAP
Please get back to me as soon as you can, I'll be hanging on here to read from you soon !!




From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 19:25:32 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com

Victorina you did not even tell me you left the library.  This is making me very angry.  I drove all the way back to the store for a receipt even though you told me I didn't need one.  Please just come home so we can work this out in Person.  Your grandma is so upset she didn't know you were in trouble. 



On Aug 2, 2014, at 8:10 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:

i just left the library when you told me you sent me the money and the receipt is not clear can you attach it very well so that i can see it clearly....... i need you to attach it as file


On Aug 2, 2014, at 8:12 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
 
 Hello why are you not talking shannon get back to me with the receipt fast im at the western union outlet now ok...please



From: Shannon
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2014 21:24:27 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com

Victorina I am sorry I yelled at you in the last message (even though you couldn't hear it, I was yelling).  I am just very frustrated that my money was sent and you haven't  gotten it.  I want you home safe.  Please give me the number for the wire service place you are at and I will call them to tell them to give you the money.

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On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 2:01 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:

Kindly go back to the store and complain to them that the money is not available for pick up ok...... go and complain to them now



From:Shannon
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2014 11:00:11 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Hi Victorina.  Well, I'm pretty frustrated this morning.  My son is definitely sick from the pizza (he had 10 pieces which is much too many...I should not have let that happen), but I got a babysitter again to drive to the store to try to clear this up because I am worried about you.  They told me that the confirmation number and receipt are all they can give me.  They told me to tell  you to try again, because the money was sent and they can't get it back.  

If this is a trick to get me to send money two times, I will be very upset!  Please just try again and let me know that you have it.


On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 11:15 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:

 Please tell me the truth and dont lie to me shannon ok you didnt send any money right? because the tracking number is not real and why cant you just snap the scan receipt and send it to me...snap it as a picture then send it to me ok....



From: Shannon
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2014 11:20:07 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Um Victorina I sent someone money, because the money isn't in my account!  You asked me for my ten digit confirmation number and I gave you exactly what they gave me.  And I have sent you a picture of the receipt already but you said it wasn't good enough.  What are you trying to do, trick me like a child?




On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 11:24 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 

I am not tricking you okay...ok can you kindly please recheck the confirmation number MTCN and correct the mistakes there? and where did you send the money to? im still here i cant get the money because the cashier here told me that you didnt send any money ok...



From: Shannon
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2014 11:34:21 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina...I have a bad feeling that you have been a victim once again, and this time, I am a victim with you.  I have attached my copy of my request form, and the number is clear, and the signature is clear.  I asked Sarah (she sent the money from the store) why you wouldn't be able to get my money and she said that your Western Union agent has probably kept the money for himself!  You need to call the police right now!  Sarah said if you give her the phone number for your Western Union she will call and complain, but she needs to speak to someone who can speak English./\
See for yourself Victorina...the fund request is clear.  The number could not be more clear.  Someone is tricking you and trying to steal from you again!  Call 911 immediately!


 On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 11:51 AM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 

Hello shannon i just called the western union outlet now and they told me to tell you to go and collect the money back and go to another western union outlet to send the money because the money cant be tracked and receive and tell sarah to cancel the transaction and get your money back ok....



From: Shannon
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2014 11:53:15 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


Victorina...you told me you were at the Western Union...why would you need to call them?




 On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 12:08 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote: 

I already left there when the transaction is not found i also tracked the money online and it wasnt there im in the library now and just go and cancel the transaction and go and send the money somewhere else ok...



From: Shannon
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2014 12:16:50 -0700

Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: victorina.jeffers@outlook.com


omg Victorina...I just went back to Sarah to see about canceling the money, and she confirmed with me--the money has already been picked up by your Western Union operator!! someone is trying to trick you!!  please call the police immediately and give me the number for the western union!  I cannot get the money back...it is all gone!!


On Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 12:20 PM, Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com> wrote:
YOU ARE MAD AND FUCK YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME FUCKING ASSHOLE.....




From: Shannon
Date: Sun, Aug 3, 2014 at 12:25 PM
Subject: Re: Help Needed Urgently!!! Victorina Jeffers
To: Victorina Jeffers <victorina.jeffers@outlook.com>

You DEFINITELY have the right to be angry.  Please forgive me for inconveniencing you while you tried to steal money from me!  

But seriously--the thought of you going to an actual store and trying to get money with my fake info was the highlight of my whole week.  Thank you!

Good luck out there!  Try someone who's never watched TV next time!
Shannon

So ANYWAY, Victornia didn't email me back after that.  Back to real work, instead of my side job of saving someone's grandma from fraud!

#nojusttellgerrytostop