Sunday, October 3, 2010

lap salad

I'm eating salad (gearing up for the Big Push to Not Rip My Skirts with Only My Ass of 2010) at a REAL cute coffee shop in Danville, CA, in between interviewing two girls and my Info Night, and I dropped a piece of lettuce on my lap, picked it up and ate it.

Then I looked at the guy sitting across from me, who was looking at me with absolute horror. He got up soon after, and I think it might be to vomit, because of me.

Is that THAT horrible? I mean, it wasn't like I sucked split soup out of my dress. I just get enthusiastic about food, and didn't even think about it. I'm no waster.

Who knew?


  1. I'm sorry, but that guys is a JERK. Everyone in their right mind knows that if it falls in your lap you should eat it. At least you're not a food waster! If that lettuce would've fallen on the floor at my house, I would've eaten it!

  2. mmmm lap salad! Nothing wrong with that. I often eat "shelf" chicken or whatever else falls on it.

  3. haha - i wished you had dropped it on the floor and then eaten it - woulda liked to have seen the look on his face then:)