...because I don't want anyone to fire me:
--I read a file for a kid who's middle name is Clingy. Come on, parents...that's a family name that shouldn't have been carried on. That poor guy is never going to break free of that stigma.
--our application has a spot for a "preferred" name...like if you're first name is Clingy, but you want to go by Warren... Somehow, from the application to the database, Heather's preferred name is "er Heath."
--a student whose last name is Phillips listed her home church as "Larry Phillips."