Friday, March 11, 2011

Things I can't post on Facebook

...because I don't want anyone to fire me:

--I read a file for a kid who's middle name is Clingy. Come on, parents...that's a family name that shouldn't have been carried on. That poor guy is never going to break free of that stigma.

--our application has a spot for a "preferred" if you're first name is Clingy, but you want to go by Warren... Somehow, from the application to the database, Heather's preferred name is "er Heath."

--a student whose last name is Phillips listed her home church as "Larry Phillips."



  1. I feel like there's a lot more than that....

  2. I'll keep updating. Don't even worry about it. Do you know Linux? We're hiring.