Dear parents,

You're only allowed one androgynous name per child.

Cory Blair
Devin Taylor
Anderson Kyle

You think you know which gender these kids are, but you're all wrong.

Male
Female
Female

I mean, if you guessed that, you were right, but I was wrong. Each kid should be allowed one androgynous name, and the second name should have to be SUPER drogynous. Acceptable choices:

Cory Jessica
Boy George Taylor
Anderson Tammi

I mean, don't name your kids that, but you get the idea.