You're only allowed one androgynous name per child.
You think you know which gender these kids are, but you're all wrong.
I mean, if you guessed that, you were right, but I was wrong. Each kid should be allowed one androgynous name, and the second name should have to be SUPER drogynous. Acceptable choices:
Boy George Taylor
I mean, don't name your kids that, but you get the idea.