Wednesday, January 25, 2012


From an actual student application today:

“I desire only to save my genes mailmen for my future wife, only after I get married to her.”

I'm dying right now...not in the good way. I'm literally (not literally at all--look at all these words) speechless.

Your future wife is in for a reeeeal treat.

PS get your grammatical shiz together, kid. The apostrophe lives.

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